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I want to die and get reincarnated as either a member of the Strokes or an Italian footballer

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1. What is the next article of clothing you want to purchase?

Well, I really want to get a nice pair of sunglasses.  So probably that.  I have cheap, shitty sunglasses because I’m afraid that I would ruin a nice pair instantly but I think its time I made the leap into nice summer eyewear.

2. What is your greatest fear?

Heights.  I will shit myself going on roller coasters.  I still go on them because I don’t want to be seen as a pussy but I usually have to change underwear afterwards.

3. If you could learn a skill instantly, what would it be?

I’d want to learn how to sing well.  Like John Legend singing.  When I sing now, I just sound like a donkey getting butt-fucked.

4. How to you take your eggs?

Scrambled

5. Do you make your bed every day?

Yes.  I can’t sit in my bed otherwise.  My comforter needs to be the barrier between me and my slobber/sweat.

6. What are you doing next weekend?

I have to work

7. Are you doing what you thought you’d be doing when you got out of college?

Nope.  I’m helping people, which is kinda what I want to do with my life….but way too indirectly.  Maybe my next job takes me in the direction I want to go?

8. What is your cell phone case like?

Its a black, generic looking otterbox case I got for free from Sprint.

9. Who was the last person you shook hands with?

My co-worker, Patrick and I did the combination handshake/bro-hug.

10. Did you vote in last election?

I will never not vote in an election.  Voting is a privilege that we should never take for granted.

11. Have you ever been in a car crash?

Yes.  Totaled my Nissan Altima about 6 years ago.

Questions 1.  You’re the casting director for the next buddy cop movie, cast your buddy cops. 2. What is the most impressive thing you’ve seen happen in front of your eyes? 3. You’re a stripper and you must pick a song that is both sexy and empowering.  What song are you stripping to? 4. What’s your favorite Cereal? 5. What’s the best meal you’ve eaten and where? 6. What life decision do you regret making? 7. Have you ever farted and blamed it on someone else? 8. You’re selected to go on Family Feud, Who are the other 4 people you wound bring on the show to round out your team? (it doesn’t have to be family) 9. What time of day do you feel you are most productive? 10. Who is your favorite explorer and why? 11) What’s the best piece of advice someone has given you?

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theworldsgame:

Pikachu is the official mascot of Japan at this year’s World Cup. If another team adopts a mascot, it won’t be this cute.

theworldsgame:

Pikachu is the official mascot of Japan at this year’s World Cup. If another team adopts a mascot, it won’t be this cute.

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shitroughdrafts:

Shit Rough Oscars: 12 Years a Slave, written by John Ridley.
Pre-order the Shit Rough Drafts book here!

shitroughdrafts:

Shit Rough Oscars: 12 Years a Slavewritten by John Ridley.

Pre-order the Shit Rough Drafts book here!

I love this show

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oakleyandallen:

John Wall Meets Dilla

And then he does the nae nae afterwards….my hero

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This kid is just incredible

This kid is just incredible

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simonbode:

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Infinity pool, Marina Bay Sands Singapore
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simonbode:

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Infinity pool, Marina Bay Sands Singapore

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